CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON

Who else but us fruit cakes in California would come up with something like chocolate covered bacon? Real deal.

You can buy it at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk for 17 bucks a pound (or $4.25 for quarter pounder without cheese).

I read about this in today's paper and stole these pictures off of the Internet. Why drive to Santa Cruz for pictures of chocolate covered bacon when I can rip them off? Driving southwest for 6 hours just for a picture and a taste of chocolate covered bacon is not going to happen.

I have better things to do like build Bud can pyramids.

In the land of milk, honey and obesity, why not have something like chocolate covered bacon? Don't you think they should include coupon with every purchase? It would probably read like this:

GOOD FOR $1.00 OFF YOUR NEXT BY PASS SURGERY

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? How about a BLTC - bacon, lettuce, tomato and chocolate sandwich?

What would that be like?

If you're going to open a deli or restaurant this could be your signature dish.