Friday, August 15, 2008

BOB'S KIDDIE DAY CARE

Bob has opened a day care for kids. I can take up to 100 kids at a time. No problem with supervision. I have everything handled.

See, you get 100 cages like this. Stack 'em up in the garage. Put a few toys in each cage. Hang a big screen TV from the ceiling and tune it to all day cartoons. Charge 25 bucks a day per kid. Net $2,500 every day of the week. Start singing the Hall and Oats tune, "I'm a Rich man. . . . "

Problem with this stupid post is that there are people out there that would do something like this. Wouldn't I love to get my hands on them. You probably would love it, too. Biff! Sock! Vigilante justice needs to return to the Old West. In some ways we'd be better off for it.

In this case here's Gracie who wants to be in Dog Jail. She's locked herself in Zeenie's crate and loves it. It's only a good thing because Gracie did this herself.

No one in their right mind would ever do that to a child.

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4 comments:

Max Watson said...

looks better than Guantanamo!

Bob said...

Max: Wow, that's a great idea. I could make a few more bucks just by taking in a few "boarders" fresh from Guantanomo.

Forty_Two said...

Abused children often grow up to become...interesting adults.

Bob said...

Forty Two: Guess what? I'm one of them . . .

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