WEDNESDAY WEIRDNESS

It's that time of the week. Time to answer the questions as put to us by Amorous Rocker.

BTW: It's four in the morning. What the hell am I doing up?

Before getting to the questions one thing, it's July and the gardening is ripening. Must be all of the smoke in the air from our fires for that stuff is looking pretty good. Check it out.

Okay, today's questions:

Five things you always have in your refrigerator(s) - we have two:

1. Beer
2. Meat for barbecue
3. Bread and Butter pickles
4. Head lettuce for sandwiches
5. Mustard

Five actresses/actors that you think are over-rated:
1. Denise Richards ('cause she won't return the phone calls of blog buddy Fox)
2. Radio Personality Howard Stern - he's sooooo boring!
3. Did Debbie really do Dallas?
4. Leonardo Caprio
5. Keifer Sutherland

Five things around the house that you hate doing:
1. Putting the seat down on the toilet
2. Making the bed/changing the sheets
3. Cleaning the refrigerator
4. Cleaning the dog's butt
5. Washing windows

Five of your favorite movies:
1. Why I Love Bondage and Other Happy Endings - Sex Film Staring Prez Bush
2. I Am One Wild Bush: The Life and Adolescent Times of George Bush
3. Feasting on Bush: Cook Book Film narrated by George Bush
4. The Care and Feeding of Your Bush: Health film by George Bush
5. I Love Looking Stupid: Comedy about a man with a double digit IQ who gets elected President

Five businesses/stores (IE Circuit City, Kohls, Hollister, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, etc) you would love to win a $2,000 gift card to:
1. Chi-Chi's Massage Parlor
2. Budweiser Super Store
3. Porn R Us
4. Pick 'Em Up Truck Store
5. Williams Sonoma

And if you believe everything you read here I have some swamp land in Florida I'd like to talk to you about.

Happy Hump Day, people.