DROP A DIME
You've heard the gangsta saying, "I'm gonna drop a dime on that guy."
Here's a new twist on dropping a dime.
Phone rings a few moments ago.
Me: Hello
Wife: I don't want to get you upset but Gracie just swallowed a dime in the grocery store.
Me: Well, that's one way to save money. What did she do that for?
Wife obviously irritated: Because she did....
Me: Oh. Call her mom. The dime has to be barfed up.
Wife: Really?
Me: Really.
I love this kid, our little Gracie. She's like her papa: Learning the hard way becomes a way of life. Bet Gracie never puts money in her mouth again.
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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2 comments:
Did we all sit around while she pooped to here that old familiar metallic sound drop?
Flyinfox_SATX
Barfed up? It's a dime, Dad! There's easier ways to convince her not to do that again, like lots of worrying.
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