Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BOB'S ANSWERS TO TMI TUESDAY

I've attempted to participate in TMI Tuesday for a couple of weeks now. The questions this week seem to be a bit more challenging than before. It's going to be a stretch. Nonetheless, here goes nothing . . .

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?

I never wanted to marry anyone during my elementary school years. The goal was to be good looking with lots of money and the man about town. At this tender age I viewed marriage as an institution which looked pretty sorry. I wanted no part of being married.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?

That would have to be the Cookie Monster. KOOOK - KEEEE!

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]

I'd love to strap on something large and put it to George Bush. He's screwed everyone else. I figure it's time he gets some of his own medicine. It would be just like in the film Deliverance.

Come on George - you're mine now! Squeal like a pig!

4. How did you first find the g-spot?

The only spots I've found are: A good parking spot, spots on my shirt after eating pasta with meat sauce, Spot the dog, the phrase "Out, damned spot!", rain spots on the windshield, sun spots, playing poker and responding to "I'll spot you a hundred bucks" and when the wife spot me eyeing that good looking blonde across the room (can you spot the bruises on my shins from being kicked?).

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?

Dressing professionally . . . working in a job and acting like I know what I'm doing.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?

In case you haven't noticed with or without pornography modern society is going to hell in a hand basket. And if you haven't noticed it's time that you did.

5 comments:

EC said...

LMAO! Great answers - I especially loved the g-spot one... you crack me up :)

Flyinfox_SATX said...

Bob, Awesome TMI! I personally would have liked to hand Hilary Clinton my own box of cigars but hey...that's me.

Flyinfox_SATX

Bob said...

EC: G spot? And I crack you up? Is there a correlation here? :)

Fox: Hilary Clinton? Yeah, you definitely gotta be you.

twilite said...

Hi Bob! Thanks for the good laugh...great humor...keep these coming!

Bob said...

Lea: You're welcome!

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