Your body has been recalled
In the mail yesterday was a safety recall notice that cited that "Chrysler hs decided that a defect, which relates to motor vehicle safety, exists in some 2003 through 2009 model year Dodge trucks."
" . . . A Mopar service parts steering linkage may have been installed on your truck may fracture under certain driving conditions. This could result in a loss of steering control and cause a crash without warning."
COOL! Just what I need . . . one more problem with another "thing" in my life. But really, don't you think it would be fun to lose steering control and crash without warning. With the way my luck runs and should this happen to me I would have been out to dinner, had a few martini's, a little wine, an after dinner drink and lo and behold, Bob's blood alcohol level would have been over the legal limit. So in a crash all due to the pee poor quality of Chrysler products Bob gets nailed with a DUI.
Not gonna happen. Bob's too smart for that.
After receiving another one of these notices from Chrysler (and there's been more than a couple) I began to think of all the people out there who in themselves have faulty steering linkage. These lose control and "crash". Think about it. This Congressman who yelled "you lie!" to Prez Obama. CRASH! This hip hop singer dope, Kayne West, who on Sunday evening during the MTV Music Awards, took away "the moment" from a teenage country singer. CRASH! The California Assemblyman who bragged of his sexual exploits during a telephone conversation little knowing it was being taped by a law enforcement agency . . . which was then leaked to the press. CRASH!
The list could go on and on and on . . . of the many people who's steering linkage screwed up, they went sideways all due to non-thinking and they crashed. And then the oh, poor me apologies flow like water down the Mississippi. WAAAAAH! People can be so very stupid.
People like that should be recalled for service. Into the O.R. . . . open the brain, a slice here, a dice here, a chip inserted there. Done. The steering linkage is fixed. No more off course steering. No more stupid thinking, stupid actions, stupid apologies.
More importantly I think would be the recall of predators. They're the real meance to society and really do need to be recalled. Take for example the murder of the Yale student whose body was found stuffed in a wall. The incidence of really, really sick crimes has jumped over the last few years. Why? Is it the the growth hormones in chicken that are causing the steering linkage in some people to crap out? Whatever the cause these people should have been recalled before harming someone else. Get these people in the O.R. and do some slicing and dicing!
They slice and dice in Middle Eastern countries and never give it a thought. Steal something. Get caught. Bang! You lose a hand. And we're talking losing a hand without any anesthesia. No jail time. Wow, talk a about a real deterrent to crime. And our prisons would not be overflowing.
Who I really fear for is the most innocent and most vulnerable in our society. Women. Children. Especially the latter. More than not they become prey for the sick-o's in need of recall. Some of them and prior to an O.R. recall surgical procedure (maybe on their gonads) should really be given shock therapy. I'd love to be in charge of that. Like rattle their cage first then slice and dice second.
Vehicles are not the only objects that need recalling. People need it, too. Maybe Obama can make that a provision of the universal health care program he's trying to shove down our throats.