Wifey: There's a strange taste to the salad. What did you do to it?
Me: Do?
Wifey: It tastes different tonight. What did you add to it? There's a chemical taste to the salad greens.
Me: I know how you like your salad spun dry so the only thing that I did different was to put the salad into a laundry bag, place it in the wash machine, set the cycle to spin and spin dried those baby greens. I should go on Food TV and tell everyone about my discovery.
Wifey: Ahhh, I think there's a rinse cycle when you spin dry anything.
Me: No way.
Wifey: Way. That's why my salad tastes like fabric softener.
Me: Isn't your salad soft? What's the big deal?
Wifey: Gawd, if I only knew before I married you . . . .
Me: You would have still said "I do".
Wifey: Yeah, I do, I did and I would again.
Me: Ain't love and stupidity grand?
Photo: Bob, Gracie and Zeenie enjoying another Kodak moment.
2 comments:
Bob,
First off, kudos on the new look to the blog...I like it!
Secondly, please realize that between you and wifey...you got the better end of the deal...
Lastly, how is that new IMac?
First: I love change, Joker.
Second: Gotta admit that, too.
Third: Outstanding, this IMac. Let's see how long it takes me to screw it up.
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