Bob goes to confession
Me; Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: Oh my child, you have? When was your last confession.
Me: It was about the time that hell was close to freezing over and it didn't. Or was it when pigs flew? I forget.
Priest: And you have sinned? Come on Bob, you a sinner? I thought you have grown up.
Me: Yes Father, I have - I have sinned. And I am all grown up.
Priest: Are you ready to repent?
Me: I'm not sure if that's possible. But let's give it a whirl.
Priest: What sins have you commited.
Me: Only one that I want to cop to. I bought a Mac computer today.
Priest: Heavenly Father! You bought a Mac? You have forsaken the PC computer culture? Brace yourself. I think I feel the walls of the church falling in. I don't know if you can be forgiven.
Me: Let's try.
Priest: Say 12 Our Fathers and 12 Hail Mary's and let's see what happens.
Me: I already know that's going to happen. There's going to be no more PC crashes in Bob's house. But I'll say the Our Father's and the Hail Mary's anyway.
And they said an old dog could never be taught any new tricks. HA! Fooled ya.
It arrives next week.