INVESTMENT TIPS

A picture taken last week of the Sundial Bridge, pride of Cowtown. Nice place to stroll, walk the dogs, have a cup of Joe and people watch.

Now for hot off the presses information on where to park your money in 2009 and make a bundle. Get your pencils out boys and girls:

Investment tips for 2009:

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

#1 Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

#2 FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

#3 Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

#4 Victoria 'S Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang


What else did you expect out of Bob? You should know better!