Well, here it is.Where all of my presidential type stuff will be stored for eternity.
The fart spray bottles. The silly string cans. The handcuffs. The Whoopie cushions. All that stuff will be in my library.
It will be just like the Ford, Clinton, Reagan, Nixon and Carter libraries.
Everyone will be able to view all of the stuff I've collected.
The trailer will roll from town to town. We'll tow it in every parade.
We'll sell hot dogs and a Chinese dish that's called Moo Goo Guy Pan out of the back to meet the cost of maintaining the library and to buy Bud beer to drink driving down the highway.
Coming to your town real soon. Watch for it!
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