BABY JESUS HAS NOT BEEN BORN!

There's a Mexican restaurant close to where we live. I like eating there. They open at 9 in the morning and serve anything but breakfast. I hate breakfast.

The other morning about 10 the wife and I decided to have Mexican for breakfast lunch and drove to our downtown spot. As we walked in the door we noticed a large nativity scene in the front corner of the restaurant. It was complete in every way except for one thing: There was no baby Jesus to be seen anywhere.

Thinking that someone had five-fingered Baby Jesus we asked, "What happened to Baby Jesus?

"Oh nothing", was the response from our Mexican born waitress. "Baby Jesus hasn't been born yet. Come back on Christmas Day if you want to see Baby Jesus."

Perfectly logical, don't you think?