Tuesday, May 27, 2008

TMI # 136 OUT OF FOCUS

I know, I know. The damn flowers are out of focus. I need a new camera this time with image stablization. With close-ups I am bound to blur things a bit for whatever reason. Always been that way. Some things never change.

So, another TMI. I'll let fly with some Bob responses. Here goes:

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently.

This is just not working out. And if that didn't work, "Get the F out of here!"


2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

Burn the money just to see what 10k looks like on fire. You said waste it, didn't you?


3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.


I'd buy that someone else a fishing pole on sale at Walmart for 6.99. Y

ou know the saying, buy someone a fish and they eat for one day. Teach them how to fish and they'll never go hungry.

With the rest of the money I saved by not buying this chump anything me and the wife would fly to Hawaii for 10 days.



4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, what would you think? I would be wondering where the other female she invited to the party was. But as the wife says when it comes to these things, "In your dreams, Bob-O, in your dreams".


5. What sounds to you make during sex.

CAW! CAW!! CAW!!!!!!


Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.

Let's see, that has to be the one where the person sitting next to me grabbed the steering wheel out of my hands, put her foot on my foot on the gas pedal and as we sped down the road at about 100 she was yelling, 'ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO BREAK UP? DO YA, HUH? DO YA?"



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6 comments:

The Covert Lover said...

Wow - what a scary break up! I guess you learned not to fight with females while driving huh? ;)

Happy TMI!

jillie said...

OMG...did she stalk you as well? Mine was when I told my ex-fiance 3 months before the wedding that I just couldn't do it. He just stood there in disbelief. I've done that 3 times now. Guess that's why I will never get married huh?

The roses are STILL beautiful even if they are blurry ;o)

Anonymous said...

Scariest breakup? Being thrown across my lawn, then stalking me at my H.S reunion threatening to kill me in front of 300 people, after that: 30 days of weird phone messages,drive bys at work & home, scrapping fingers at bedroom window at 3a.m. and ransacking my garbage. Moved 318 miles & got away...I should write a book...

Flyinfox_SATX said...

ROTFLMAO! Bob, classic TMI!

Flyinfox_SATX

Bob said...

Covert: Do not believe everything Bob writes.

Jille: Ditto. Married three times, ready for a fourth, girl? :)

Joanie: I know, I know. If you had only picked someone else in 1966. . .

Fox: Thanks. Coming from you that's a real compliment, dude.

twilite said...

Hi Bob...are the roses from your wife's garden? I like the colors.

Have a good weekend.

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