I often find an aisle in the supermarket without any shoppers. Then I let it rip. CAW! CAW! CAW! Martin Denny sound effects come out of me and I can't help it.
Me: I feel like cawing.
Wife: Take your Martin Denny ass and your cawing out of the store!
Me: CAW! I mean okay, I'm out of here!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
SOUNDS I MAKE WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING
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2 comments:
That almost sounds like a plan for you to get your wife to tell you to leave the supermarket so you dont have to do the grocery shopping :)
Ms SD
Bob, Its Amazing the wife puts up with what she puts up with. Don't get me wrong, I would be right there with you..Cawing away!
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