TMI #135: HERE GOES NOTHING!
1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off?
About a dozen. They're all paid off. We clear any card account amount every month completely.
2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?
That's why I could never be George Bush's lover.
3. Should prostitution be legal?
Only if it's free.
4. On a scale of 1-10, how good of a lover do you think you are? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest).
Depends on how much beer and Viagra I've had.
5. What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
The comment, "I only sleep with women".
Passing gas and blaming it on the dog.
Bragging about how many STD's they have.
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us about your worst date ever.
Bob has been too disciminate to ever have a worst date ever.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
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2 comments:
Oh Bob you're to funny!
There's baggage that goes with funny, Blither. Hope you're feeling better, kid.
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