NOT FUNNY!

This job is sucking the life out of me. Don't feel like being funny.

Plain run out of witty things to say or write about.

Only thing I can come up with: What has no arms and no legs and floats in a swimming pool?

BOB!

There are times when it feels like I am drowning. Yes, I am Bob floating in the swimming pool of life and drowning when in fact I can swim life a dolphin in a sea of sharks.

Me drowning in the bull shit of life.

Me drowning in people who don't know shit from Shinola or their ass from a hole in the ground.

Me drowning in people who are incompetent and who are paid a fat wad to completely fail.

I long to be free again. Free of the 5 day work week that still yields 60 plus hours of being on the job. Free of being the kick ass boss that I am who has no fear of any employee who walks this earth and who years later still shoots first and asks questions later.

I want my life back.

I wanna be me.