SENIOR DISCOUNTS
Del Taco this morning. My usual faire at Del Taco: Macho combo burrito, no beans, small drink.
Cashier: "Will that be all, sir?"
Me: "Yes."
Cashier: "Are you over 65? We have to ask that and don't mean to embarrass anyone. It's for the senior discount."
Me: "Actually, I'm 29. I've lived a rough life."
Cashier: "Cool. Must have gone to a lot of bad ass parties."
Better to be 29 and looking like hell than being 65 and still looking like hell.
And I'm not 65! NOT!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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2 comments:
You could be 32 and denied a beer at an Angels' game because you left your ID in the car. I'd take the discount over that.
I'll take being 32 and being turned down for a beer. You'll know what I mean when you get to be dad's age.
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