Wednesday, June 27, 2007

SENIOR DISCOUNTS

Del Taco this morning. My usual faire at Del Taco: Macho combo burrito, no beans, small drink.

Cashier: "Will that be all, sir?"

Me: "Yes."

Cashier: "Are you over 65? We have to ask that and don't mean to embarrass anyone. It's for the senior discount."

Me: "Actually, I'm 29. I've lived a rough life."

Cashier: "Cool. Must have gone to a lot of bad ass parties."

Better to be 29 and looking like hell than being 65 and still looking like hell.

And I'm not 65! NOT!

2 comments:

Max said...

You could be 32 and denied a beer at an Angels' game because you left your ID in the car. I'd take the discount over that.

Bob said...

I'll take being 32 and being turned down for a beer. You'll know what I mean when you get to be dad's age.

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