Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Del Taco this morning. My usual faire at Del Taco: Macho combo burrito, no beans, small drink.

Cashier: "Will that be all, sir?"

Me: "Yes."

Cashier: "Are you over 65? We have to ask that and don't mean to embarrass anyone. It's for the senior discount."

Me: "Actually, I'm 29. I've lived a rough life."

Cashier: "Cool. Must have gone to a lot of bad ass parties."

Better to be 29 and looking like hell than being 65 and still looking like hell.

And I'm not 65! NOT!


Max said...

You could be 32 and denied a beer at an Angels' game because you left your ID in the car. I'd take the discount over that.

Bob said...

I'll take being 32 and being turned down for a beer. You'll know what I mean when you get to be dad's age.

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