DUCK AND COVER
NEW YEAR'S EVE
Cowtown is home to a lot of idiots.
Come midnight on each and every New Year's eve many of our idiots delight in taking their favorite handgun or rifle outside and firing off a couple dozen rounds.
Our idiots have no clue or consideration of what goes up has to come down.
At midnight Wifey and I will join Zeenie under the bed (as seen here). I'm thinking under the bed is the safest place in the house with exception of crawling under the car or truck parked in the garage.
It's gonna be tough having sex tonight at exactly midnight.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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2 comments:
If it were me, I would join the fire fight activities hoping a stray bullet would take some of the idiots out.
Happy New Year Bob!
Shouldn't that be illegal?
Or is it and no one gives a rats ass?
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