GLORY HOLE!

When we have guests I take the male part of our visitors aside:

Me: Do you know about glory holes?

Him: Glory hole? Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

Me: Wanna find out for yourself. One thing for certain, it will be a beautiful experience. The suction will knock you down!

Him: How can we get out of the house without the ladies knowing we're going glory hole hunting?

Me: No big deal. Watch this: Girls, don't mind us, we're going shopping for some jewelry.

The Ladies - eyes all a sparkle: Jewelry?! Take your time. Don't hurry back!!

Long story short, here's the glory hole, Cow Town style. This hole is a drain at the local lake. When there's a lot of runoff into the lake instead of water going over the top of the man- made dam it is drained to the river below via the glory hole.

Bet this brings new meaning to your world of what a glory hole can be.

What suction!