I DONE BEEN TAGGED!

It's hard to get a picture of Bob. I hate having my picture taken. Be that as it may, here I am last Friday presenting an award to an employee.

And that is not a damn bald spot on the back of my head. It's either my salt and pepper hair coloring or light shining on that part of the head. If I were going bald there would be no comb over for Bob: I'd go bald, grow a goatee, get 10 tattoos and buy a Harley.

So my buddy in the blog world, Fox, has tagged me knowing well how much I love questions that are much like those found on Too Much Information Tuesday. Here goes:

1} What was I doing 10 Years ago?
Graduating high school.

2} What are 5 things on my list to do today.
(1) Answer these questions from Fox. (2) Refill the Viagra prescription. (3) Take three Viagra's. (4) Practice pole vaulting out of bed. (5) Visit the emergency room.

3} Snacks I enjoy! Dog kibbles dipped in mustard washed down with beer.

4} Things I would do If I was a Billionaire.
Invite Russell and Fox for a stone blast weekend in Hawaii complete with French luau (Hawaiian luau is sleeping with the women and eating the pig . . . ) and hookers. Fly all the poor people from around the world to live with me and my friends in Beverly Hills. Date Paris Hilton and Pamela Lee (to see if they're really blond). Get psychiatric help to cure me of on-going adolescent behavior.

5} Three of my Bad Habits. (1) Pole vaulting out of bed. (2) Ruining pair after pair of underwear by trying to light farts. (3) Cussing at people in pig latin.

6} Five places I have Lived. San Quentin. Sing-Sing. Under a bridge. On top of a bridge. London bridge.

7} Five Jobs I have had. Television host/producer. Newspaper boy. Business owner. B-52 bomber maintenance. Consultant. Topless bar talent coordinator/adminstrator of the pencil test.

8} How did you name your blog. It always seems to come down to, "What About Bob?" when people wonder who did it.

Thanks, Fox. I enjoyed the exercise.