YOW! TIME FOR BLAZING SADDLES!!

Yet one more Father's Day gift floated into my hands yesterday courtesy of daughter Dawn: Something that appeared to be a small rifle.

I checked it out and pulled the trigger on the rifle, BAM! Houston, we have ignition! Flames shot out of the barrel of the rifle.

Add another prize to Bob's collection of stuff. I need one of those Presidential Libraries for my archives. I could probably use half of the George W. Bush library once it's built. There will be room for all my stuff. After all, George's administration was all smoke and mirrors, wasn't it? There's not a lot of substance to store in that dude's library.

We'll name it The Bob's Bush Library.

That rings a bell.