Thursday, July 05, 2007


1) Life on earth will cease when pizza with pepperoni, tomatoes and anchovies becomes extinct.

2) Old men usually drive the best and the fastest cars thereby proving that those who die with the most toys wins.

3) Women who show major cleavage can't figure out why men won't their eyes off of their chest.

4) Which sex is the best at multi-tasking at 70 mph on the freeway? That would be applying makeup, drinking coffee, buttering toast, cleaning ears with a Q-Tip, making a shopping list for dinner all the while holding one hand to the ear for a cell phone conversation.

5) There's always a ringing sound in both of my ears. What I wouldn't give for a true moment of silence.

6) Other people's nose hairs freak me out.

7) Hair in my food makes me go berserk.

8) I really do dream about prunes.

10) I am a cereal killer. It's pure joy to take a butcher knife to a box of corn flakes.

11) Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.

12) It's great knowing that very few people know what LSMFT means.

13) I hate the number 13. I shy away from all numbers odd.


twilite said...

Hi Bob! Why is number 13 an unlucky number?

My favorite is 2...2nd child; a follower; two's a couple in marriage; 1st even number; the sound to an inclusive word...

Sexy Duet said...

The only two meanings I know for LSMFT is Liposclerosing Myxofibrous Tumor or Lucky Strike Means Fine Tabacco - is there another meaning I am unaware of?


Bob said...

Lea: In the States, 13 for many seems is a number to stay away from. I'd have to research why. Multi-floor buildings floors go like this, 10, 11, 12, 14.... missing 13.

Ms. SD: You hit it on the head with Lucky Strikes. How did you know that? I guess we could make up another meaning for it. :)

Sexy Duet said...

I knew it meant Lucky Strikes because of Frank Sinatra.

I wil admit I got the medical term from google when I was trying to find if there was another meaning :)


Bob said...

I forgot about Google and ones ability to research things like LSMFT. You got me on that one, Ms. SD.

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