I Gotta Be Me
Wifey: What are you doing?
Me: What do you think what I'm doing?
Wifey: Sounding like a chicken.
Me: Well, yeah. It's that time of year. I always do Christmas Carols sounding like a chicken. Gotta be me, don't ya know? Wanna hear Silent Night? Or, how about I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas?
Wifey: My mother warned me about you.
Me: What she didn't warn you about is all of the money I'd bring into the family to put with your money to make a million plus bucks. Wanna get naked and roll in all of our money? It's the season to go green.
Wifey: Light the candles. Fire up the Jacuzzi. Bring on the wads of cash. You're on for a green throw down.