There's a price to pay for having a girl friend like Jessica Simpson. No doubt she's a high maintenance lady but this? WTF?! Check it out:
"Jessica Simpson admitted to a flatulence problem at her show at the Avalon Ballroom in Niagara Falls on Wednesday, according to the Niagara Falls Review.
"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
True story. Sounds like Jessica needs to work on those muscles that control things like that. . .
Bet they had to bleep numerous incidents of Jessica farting in this video. Too bad they didn't add lighting farts to it. Now if I had been the director of this video . . .
One of these days these farts are gonna walk all over you.
Well, I thought it was funny . . .
Monday, September 01, 2008
ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE FARTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU!
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2 comments:
Bob,
I can honestly say I find nothing redeeming about Jessica Simpson. Yeah she's cute...she's blond..but besides that what does she offer that anyone else can benefit with? And please don't say talent.....
Fox: T.A.L.E.N.T. I spelled it instead of saying it. Does that count?
As for what else can Jessica offer? Come on Fox, someone to have fart contests with, dude!
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