MINUS 3 DEGREES: IS THIS STILL CALIFORNIA?

It was cold this morning. That cold. I wanted to know just how cold it was. Okay, best way is the tongue on metal deal. Tried that. Not cold enough to stick. I was just trying to get the day off. I thought if I were tongue tied I could do that.


TMI QUESTIONS TODAY:

#1 What was your favorite book as a kid?

Tom Sawyer.


2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?

#1 How to make fire, find food and survive on a desert island.

#2 The Karma Sutra (just in case a female floats up onto the beach - I want to think out of the box if that happens). And yes, I screwed up on the spelling.

#3 How to Gain Nuclear Supremacy Using Coconuts and Bamboo

#4 Ridding Yourself of Sand Inflicted Knee Burns

#5 Seven Easy Steps to Sailing on a Log


3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?

I think it was something by John Steinbeck.


4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?

SHIT HAPPENS?

BETTER YET, "WHAT ABOUT BOB?" I think I'm writing that book via this blog.


5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?

Neither. I want the real deal or nothing at all.


Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?

Would you be talking about my left hand or right hand? I'm looking at both right now. They're looking mighty fine here in the Valley.

Okay, for real: My first experience (and hers) is now gay (3 marriages and 4 kids later) and living happily with her younger lover on the Russian River. I called once a while back to talk about the old days. She said, "Don't ever call here again."

Geeze!