How Do You Rate?
Or do you care?
This looks like something out of the mid 20th century. Something similar penned today would be hella lot different. For the men . . . . Like:
**Spends too much time at computer. Has blog. . . writes way too many personal family stories.
**Brings home STD's & complaining he got them off a toilet seat.
**Watches porno in the backseat of mini-van with kids and wife up front.
**Fantasizes about sleeping with Oprah.
**Inserts medicinal marijuana into spaghetti sauce prepared for Sunday family dinners.
**Could care less about leaving toilet seat in the up position.
**Farts in his sleep and during visits with his in-laws.
**Wears shorts, a baseball cap and a tank top for date night meal at a high brow eatery.
You get the picture. Add some of your own. It's a new day. Be part of it.