How Do You Rate?

Or do you care? 

This looks like something out of the mid 20th century.  Something similar penned today would be hella lot different.  For the men . . . . Like:

**Spends too much time at computer.  Has blog. . . writes way too many personal family stories.

**Brings home STD's & complaining he got them off a toilet seat.

**Watches porno in the backseat of mini-van with kids and wife up front.

**Fantasizes about sleeping with Oprah.

**Inserts medicinal marijuana into spaghetti sauce prepared for Sunday family dinners.

**Could care less about leaving toilet seat in the up position.

**Farts in his sleep and during visits with his in-laws.

**Wears shorts, a baseball cap and a tank top for date night meal at a high brow eatery.


You get the picture.  Add some of your own.  It's a new day.  Be part of it.