PORSCHE CARRERA HATS

When I drive my new Porsche 911 Carerra Cabriolet I want to look very cool.

I also need to protect myself from the sun. So I thought I'd wear a number of hats just to mix things up.

Here's hat #1. It has a siren and the red light on top flashes on and off. This will get every ones attention. They will know one cool dude is on the road.
Hat #2: Son Maxwell brought this hat from Korea. Unlike Hat #1, there's no chin strap to keep this one on. I'll have to rig something up. Korean chicks visiting the USA will look twice when they see Bob in the Carrera wearing this baby on his head.

Thanks, Max!
Hat #3: Hugh Hefner always wears a hat like this. And look what he gets?

Who else but an 83 year old stroke victim get chicks by wearing a captains hat?

You go, Hef!

VIVA VIAGRA!
When I'm driving the streets of San Francisco, I want everyone to know that the guy behind the wheel of the Carrera loves the 49ers.

I wonder if this hat will attract more guys than chicks . . . hmmmm, maybe I better rethink this one...

There will be more hats for me to wear. Stay tuned.

Now all I need is that damn car to go with my hats!