DUDE, WHAT YA BUILDING?

I arrived back in the Valley late Sunday afternoon to find that my neighbor was building something alongside his front door.

You see it pictured here.

You know where this is, the neighbor with 3 trucks and a horse trailer in his backyard - the one who uses the tailgate of one of those trucks as a barbecue stand. That guy.

Me: Hey Dude, what ya building?

Dude: Swimming pool.

Me: What?

Dude: Yeah, swimming pool. We like to have the family over on Sundays for pool parties.

Me: Is it going to be deep enough for swimming?

Dude: Gonna be deep enough.

Me: How do you figure that?

Dude: None of us can swim.