Boobs Gone Wild

I found this photo this morning on the Fox News webpage.  It's Aubrey O’Day with one boob gone wild.  How does that happen?  Men have testicles that go wild (one up, one down. . . ya gotta be a guy to understand. . . in the fashion world it's called "dressing" on one side or the other - - -men are asked by their tailor, "What side do you dress on?").

I guess boobs can dress on one side or the other.  In this case Aubrey better call her plastic surgeon for a consulation.  She's got one boob gone wild!