Look! No Teeth!
Tonight I'm taking one of the marina workers to dinner. He's been so helpful throughout the summer that I wanted to express my thanks. We'll have a couple of beers, a green salad and where we're dining it's spaghetti night. Been there. Ate that. And I'm going back for more tonight.
There's another marina worker that I'll also take to dinner only he has a unique problem. He's lost all of us upper teeth all due to his former Meth habit. Don't you think that's God's way of saying that Meth is not a good thing? And if you want to do it here's what will happen. Look! No Teeth!
So what can a guy with no teeth eat? Maybe I'll find a restaurant where they can like put a steak or a fish in a blender for this guy. If you can't chew then drink it.
How would you like your steak?
In a blender.
Can I get blender fries with that?