Monday, April 16, 2012

The Task At Hand

Okay, enough silliness about packing up and living out of a trailer.  Who am I trying to kid anyway?  Time to get down to the business of sailing.  What lurkes behind the locked gates of our home is a 25 foot monster who's begging to be waxed beofre she goes in the water.  Cleaning and waxing the exterior of this puppy is no easy task.

I should really hire someone to do that.  Really, I should.  It's likely there's an unemployed lad out there needing money for groceries who would jump at the chance to wash and shine Sparkle Plenty.  I just might do that.

This being said, a good workout giving SP a handjob (mind out of the gutter, please) would be what the good doctor ordered.  So it's a toss-up.  So what's it going to be:  Money paid to a staving lad with a family or a pretty good workout for Bob?

The time is fast approaching to launch SP for the season.  Better either shit or get off the pot on this one.

Ya think?


weeder said...

Funny that you call Sparkle Plenty by the abbreviation "SP". Amongst the "customers-of-high-priced-call-girl" crowd, SP refers to a Service Provider, (i.e. a prostitute, escort or coutesan). The male customers go by different terms depending on where you live (john in the US, punter in the UK and Australia, pooner in Canada). But the ladies selling the sex are usually referred to as SPs. Don't ask me how I know this. ;)

Bob said...

Gee Weeder, I learned something new today. Thinking I'd better stop the SP reference and use something else. Thanks for the tip!

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