Dude, Where's Your Bra?
Gee, Jack Nicholson...are those B or C cup boobies? You'd think a guy his age would (A) Take a little pride in their appearance, (B) Not pork out and grow titties or (C) Put a shirt on when your body looks like shit.
My gawd Jack, getta bra or lose some weight.
I should take the dude sailing this summer. He's be a real hit with the other sailors.
"Can I get your autograph and feel your boobies, too?"
TGIF drinks tonight at the Elks Lodge. Bottoms up, people!