You Left Your Heart Where?

Long ago crooner Tony Bennett claimed that he had left his heart in San Francisco.  At 85 years of age, old Tony is going strong and singing that tune.

Apparently Tony has taken on the brush as a second career.  Painting Lady Gaga is one of his latest "works of art".  Hells bells, butt naked painting . . . . it's one way to get a young lady to take her clothes off. . .. and at 85, why else would anyone disrobe for old Tony.  At best, Tony Bennett can muster a "heart-on", some brush strokes, a few tunes and not much more.

Maybe the lyrics to that old song could be revised to, "I left my heart-on, with Lady Gaga. . ... "

Ya think?