WHY BOB WILL ALWAYS HAVE

AN AMERICAN PICK-UP TRUCK

On long trips that cover a lot of two lane road I always take the truck over the comfort of Wifey's BMW.

For some reason people pass other cars when they're not supposed to.

And they also drift over the center line.

Most of these wingnuts that drive like that drive small cars. Have you noticed that?

When this happens to me I figure, come and get it sucker. You wanna pass over the double yellow or drift over the center line and hit me?

Well, are you feeling lucky punk?!

Cause if your negligent driving happens to come my way I'm ready with a one ton American pick-up that sits higher than you sit. So when you hit me head on you're going smack dab under the front end of my truck. Your shit would be wrecked.

While you're recovering in a hospital I'll be home having dinner thinking how glad that I am for driving an American made truck. And for that I will have walked away from most accidents that are caused by stupid people's stupid driving.

There are plenty of good reasons to go green, go small, go hybrid and to buy American. Wifey and I will definitely go that route. But when it comes to a road trip on a two lane highway Bob will always have his American option: Big heavy truck, lots of steel and riding high. And believe it or not, when I keep my foot out of it that baby gets 22-24 mpg on the highway.

No dumb driving dumb shit is going to rain on my parade.