I AM AN IDIOT
I was there. The Summer of Love. San Francisco. Free everything. Free for the asking or the taking.
I move to Cow PuncherValley. Kisses cost 4 bits. I leave the free love of San Francisco and now pay four bits for a kiss.
I am an idiot.
But I have to say that four bit kiss ain't half bad here in the Valley.
I am an idiot. I can't find my way home in the dark. The house marked unit 5 is set back a hundred yards from the street. If it's raining. If there's no moon. If I have my head up my rear end. There's no finding this place.
So I light it up - the outline of the garage door because I am an idiot who can't find his way home in the dark.
Last week when it rained cats and dogs? I missed the turn into my driveway three times. Do you have any idea of how that feels? I am an idiot who can't find his own driveway.
From the road you can see the blue lights of the house. Now there's no missing that turn. Unless I have another brain cramp.
I am an idiot.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
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3 comments:
I've gone right past my parents' driveway and they've lived there for 32 years. They all look alike at night, am I right? Ok, I'm an idiot too.
Hahahahahha...it takes one idiot to enjoy another! Good day!
Bunny: At night, there's a lot of things that look alike or which look better than they do during the day. Who was it that said that the ladies all look prettier at closing time?
Twilight/Lea: I knew we had a lot in common!
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