I Get Tired Of It
Seems like every Friday's grocery shopping yields this question from the checker:
"Doing anything special this weekend?"
Always the same question. Do they real care what I'm doing over the weekend? Don't think so. Idle conversation.
My usual response: Oh, I'll mow the lawn, run errands, maybe sail the boat, have dinner out and take in a movie. How's that sound to you, Joe Checker?
I'm going to start making shit up. Here's the first making shit up answer they'll get come tomorrow:
"Ummmm, gonna do a little grilling on the Weber, put on my red Santa Claus costume and watch some porn."