I Get Tired Of It

Seems like every Friday's grocery shopping yields this question from the checker:

"Doing anything special this weekend?"

Always the same question.  Do they real care what I'm doing over the weekend?  Don't think so.  Idle conversation.

My usual response:  Oh, I'll mow the lawn, run errands, maybe sail the boat, have dinner out and take in a movie.  How's that sound to you, Joe Checker?

I'm going to start making shit up.  Here's the first making shit up answer they'll get come tomorrow:

"Ummmm, gonna do a little grilling on the Weber, put on my red Santa Claus costume and watch some porn."