Something's Not Right
I'm thinking that I need a little anal as in a colonoscopy. It's a reminder for me to never go gay. Most people sleep through theirs I go cold turkey: No meds at all.
Without medication all goes well until the scope hits the bend in the road. Then I sweat bullets. I'm going, easy, easy now. .. go slow, slowly... son-of-bitch! I said slowly! Sweat rolls down my face. It's more than bit uncomfortable. I wonder why it was that I decided not to be medicated for the procedure.
I think this time I'll take the meds. If there's a problem I want to sleep through it.
My scope doc has a long line of people waiting for the procedure. I can't even get in to see him until February 14th. .. just in time for me to give him a big kiss, a hug and whisper in his ear, "Be mine, Valentine" right before he analizes me.
Damn, I love being off the wall.