One More Big Brother Thing
Looks weird? This system has just begun to replace your friendly. . . or, not so friendly meter maid. It's called autoChalk. It is placed in a truck or scooter and is all decked out with four cameras, two laser shooters and a global positioning system.
Inside the truck is a sophisticated computer system that enables the officer to cruise along at a comfortable 20 to 30 mph while the computer system scans parked cars and beeps when it finds one that has overstayed its limit.
Roof-mounted lasers measure the length of the car, its cameras snap photos of each vehicle and its license plate, and its computers digitally stamp the photos with a time and date. The data and photos are then stored until the enforcement truck takes a second turn down the same street.
The system will take new time-stamped photos, digitally compare the old photos with the new, consult the computer's internal data on that street's parking time limit and beep if it determines that the car has been in the same spot for too long.
And get this: The autoChalk system is capable of reading license plates, so it can alert the enforcement officer to stolen vehicles and parking scofflaws who have five or more unpaid parking tickets and are eligible to have their vehicle towed. The parking department uploads license plate data provided by the Police Department into the truck's computer system.
This puppy runs $64,957 to purchase and about $12,000 a year to maintain.
That's a hella lot of parking tickets to break even.
File this one under GEEZE...WHAT NEXT?!