Salad the hard way









Wifey:  There's a strange taste to the salad.  What did you do to it?

Me:  Do?

Wifey:  It tastes different tonight.  What did you add to it?  There's a chemical taste to the salad greens.

Me:  I know how you like your salad spun dry so the only thing that I did different was to put the salad into a laundry bag, place it in the wash machine, set the cycle to spin and spin dried those baby greens.  I should go on Food TV and tell everyone about my discovery.

Wifey:  Ahhh, I think there's a rinse cycle when you spin dry anything.

Me:  No way.

Wifey:  Way.  That's why my salad tastes like fabric softener.

Me:  Isn't your salad soft?  What's the big deal?

Wifey:  Gawd, if I only knew before I married you . . . .

Me:  You would have still said "I do".

Wifey:  Yeah, I do, I did and I would again.

Me:  Ain't love and stupidity grand?

Photo:  Bob, Gracie and Zeenie enjoying another Kodak moment.