ME BEING BOB

It's not easy being Bob. Being Bob means doing stupid things, saying stupid things and looking at the stupid side of life. Being Bob and being stupid is not all bad - in fact it's fun.

The other day I took my fake turds and put them on the toilet in the guest bathroom. Grace uses this bathroom and she calls it hers.

After I put the fake turds on the toilet there was time to add a little peanut butter to them.

Then I yelled, "Ohhhh my gosh, who did this in the bathroom?!

Wife and Grace come running. Gasps of their surprise echoed off the walls of the room.

"Who did this?" I said. "Who?"

Grace: "Papa, I think it's pretend poo poo. You're playing tricks again."

Me: "Nope, I don't think so. Let me see if this is fake poo poo" as I stick my finger into the pile of fake turds.

I put my finger in my mouth, lick off the peanut butter and "Yuck, this is poo poo!" You taste it Grace!"

Grace running out of the bathroom, "OOOOOH! Gross!"

Wife: "No more shit like that, Bob."

And that's why it's fun being Bob.